Sunday, December 30, 2012

Children’s Sermon

Be careful what question you ask kids…out of the mouths of babes can bring the house down!

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.  During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.  Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.

Hat tip:  Cuzn Pat Lewis


Jean(ie) said...

Bwahahahaahahahahahaha!!!!! Those resurrections get them every time!

Stay warm and toasty today!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. What Jean(ie) said.

Kids are so smart. They truly are.

Have a terrific Sunday honey. Big hugs from sunny but COLD California. :)

Joy said...

LOL! So funny and I bet it could happen. Have a great Sunday, see you tomorrow.

Linda said...

From the mouths of babes!

Hope you've had a lovely last Sunday of the year and that it hasn't been too awful cold down there in those Georgia mountains!

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

hahahaha! And that's exactly right, too. I heard it on TV so how can it be wrong.

Have yourself a fabulous day! big hugs xoxo