Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Never underestimate your kids...

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into Operation.

'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
A few moments passed ... 'An ambulance just drove by.'
A few moments later, ' Looks like the Anderson's have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike.....'
A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving.'
'Jason is on his skate board....'
A few more moments, 'The Coopers are having sex!!!'

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle, too.'

6 comments:

Sarge Charlie said...

too funny, Miss Hillary is the gift that keeps on giving

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahaha. Now that's a good one. Bwahahahahaha. Have a great day. :)

the donG said...

hahaha... another nice kids joke.

WillThink4Wine said...

Hahahahahahahahaha! Gotta love those 8 year olds!

Seriously, me and one of my sisters use to take a glass and put it on the wall to see if we could hear anything in my parents room. We saw it on TV! It should've worked!! I guess it would've worked if we had adjacent rooms!

Mags said...

Haa haaha!!! That's hysterical. And true. Kids are a lot smarter than we give them credit for. :)

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Sandy & Dick said...

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