Seein' as how we are back in Mayberry amongst some of the sweetest rednecks in the world, bless their hearts, here's a cute one that coulda happened here:
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie, and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower, and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance carries the body away, Ronnie says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."
Donnie says, "OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, so I’ll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?"
"Cooter’s wife gave it to me," Donnie replies.
"That’s unbelievable. You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?"
"Well, not exactly," Donnie says. "When she answered the door, I said to her ‘you must be Cooter’s widow.’ "
She said, "You must be mistaken. I’m not a widow."
Then I said, "I bet you a case of beer that you are."
Rednecks are good at sensitive sh*t! Happy TGIF, y'all!!!