Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Camping tips...

Camping Tips...

Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping:

~~Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, do not go into the woods alone.
~~A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.
~~A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck.
~~You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then breathing on a pile of dry sticks.
~~In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.
~~The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.
~~The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle.
~~It's entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding mountain road behind a large motor home.
~~Effective January 1, 2001, you will actually have to enlist in the Swiss Army to get a Swiss Army Knife.
~~In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

how cute! anyone i know?? thanks for the laugh this morning!

smiles, bee

Sandy & Dick said...

Yep, the two wee ones in the middle:-)

who wouda thunk it?? said...

hehehe camping humor! love it! I dont have a pup tent , but I DO have the pup! TENT CAMPING RULES !!
( that's what the people who cant afford a RV say)