~ Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!
~ You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married... Now, "I hope they STAY married!"
~ You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch…
~ When Google, iPod, email, modem.... were unheard of…and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.
~ You used to use more four-letter words. Now those are "what?"..."when?"... “wait!”…???