Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Good advice

Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.  If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.   If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.  If you give her a Heart-20&-20Arrow-202smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.  So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t.'

I have no idea where this quote came from, but it is a good one.  Heed well, my fellas.

Stay tuned for a weekend recap.  It has been hectic around here, but I will catch up soon.

7 comments:

Haley D. said...

Yep, if mama ain't happy...

"Lois Grebowski" said...

Love it! I need to pass this one along...

barb @iPhoneographi said...

Oh, you got that right! hahahaha!

big hus xo

ivana said...

Ciao Sandy!!!
Where get you the daily wise sentences?
Unfortunately...sometimes I cannot understand the final irony!
Or...I imagine it ...ha..ha

Have a great Tuesday...and tell about your weekend!!!

Hugs!!!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

too funny!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoox

Sandee said...

This is indeed a great quotes and so very true. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. Big hugs. :)

Linda said...

That whole give me a smile and I'll give you my heart thing has sort of tripped me up a lot in life, though!