Friday, May 20, 2011

Friday funny…


Why females should avoid a girls night out after  they are married....

The other night I was invited out for a night with  the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight,  'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the  hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.cuckoo clock

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake  up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such  a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible confrontation with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9  cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got  in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We  need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our  clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh*t.' Cuckooed 4 more  times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled,  cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

~~Remember, I said this is a ‘funny’ and not a true story?  OK.  Besides, I don’t drink Margaritas or ever get tipsy…and I don’t even own a cuckoo clock either!

Share a smile with someone today.  I just did!

6 comments:

Haley D. said...

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much (there at the end)! LOL Maybe not a cuckoo clock but how about Westminster chimes?

"Lois Grebowski" said...

Bwahahahahaahahahaha! I can so see that! Have a great weekend!

Sandee said...

I hate to admit this, but I think I've done this a time or two in my younger years. I can't actually remember. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day and weekend honey. Big hug to you both. :)

barb @iPhoneographi said...

I use to own several cuckoo clocks... actually, Al and I use to buy 'em, work on 'em a bit and sell 'em... but a farting cockoo clock?! That's just fabulous! Where does one find one of them babies?

bahahahaha!

Big hugs honey, xo

ivana said...

Very funny!!!
G. goes early to bed, me very late...and when er ask me the time...I lie a bit!!!!

Have a geat afternoon!
I have to rest for the last 5 focaccia to bake tomorrow!!!!

Hugs!!!!

Lisa said...

ROFL!!!

Yep, time to replace that cuckoo, with one that only chimes once each hour!