Monday, May 16, 2011

Monday funny

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out!”

I have two wee boys for breakfast unexpectedly this morning, but Scooter doesn’t like anything I have to offer or anything his mom brought over.  He just told me that he doesn’t love me.  His brother does.  One out of two isn’t bad for a Monday morning.

Life is good, y’all!


Barb said...

Oh, the things kids say. But hey, you're averaging 50-50 this morning. It could be worse, eh?

Big hugs xo

Joy said...

That's funny. Sounds to me like he doesn't love MORNINGS!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh what a doll, by noon he'll adore you again! take him to mcdonalds, that'll do it!

smiles, bee

Sandee said...

So he's Mr. Crankypants this morning. It's a Monday thing I'm guessing. What Empress Bee said about loving you by noon.

Love the funny. She has her priorities straight doesn't she.

Have a terrific day honey. Big hugs. :)

Anonymous said...

I bet he loves you by now. I was Ms. Crankypants this morning, too. Mush just be a monday thing.

Hugs and lotsa love!