In honor of tax day, here is a little tax funny for you:
I have a visitor staying with us for the weekend: He's from the Netherlands. As a way to loosen things up and get the conversation flowing, I noted that we have something in common: we both have red, white, and blue flags.
"Yes!" he said. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes."
"Um...huh?" I stammered. I mean yeah, it's almost April 15 here, but the flag symbolizes taxes?
"Yes," he said. "We get red in the face when we talk about them, white in our knuckles when we get our tax bill, and we're blue after we pay them."
Have you mailed your tax forms yet???