Friday, February 18, 2011

Friday funny

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench Pink liliesoutside the local town hall  where a flower show was in progress.

The thin one leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more.   For $10.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'  

'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 note.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,  completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.  

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.  

Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.  

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for "Best Dried Arrangement....!!! "

Gotta love little old ladies…

Make sure y’all have some fun today, OK?


Anonymous said...

bwahahahahahahaha... that's a funny one! Love it. Hey, I sent a recipe link on your FB page. Looked yummy. Sorry if it's a repeat form your reader.

Barb said...

Dried arrangement! Ha! I can so relate. There isn't enough moisturizer on the planet for me! I especially take great pity on the poor soul who gets stuck doing my pedicure!

Hey. we're into single digits! Woohoo! See you soon! Big hugs :]

Lisa said...


I am going to the Philadelphia Flower show in March. I sure hope there are no live dried arrangements.

Have a great weekend.

Joy said...

LOL! You have a fun day, too.

ivana said...

You always have nice and funny stories!!!
Finally we have sun and mild!!!
Big hugs!!!

Sandee said...

I got a visual on that one and it wasn't pretty. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day and weekend. Big hugs from cold and rainy California. :)

Linda said...

Yea, I'm thinking that the bloom may definitely be off of that particular rose but at least it paid off in the end - no pun intended!

Sorry I've not been around lately - it's been a busy week and I get the sneaky feeling that the next one is going to be also which is good as it gets me that much closer to seeing you!

Have a great weekend!