The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) from East Kentucky. These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Now that you have a big smile on your face, share it with someone and enjoy your Tuesday! Life is good!!!
8 comments:
Ain't it the truth. Do you think it will take them that long? Bwahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day honey. Big hugs. :)
They had them at Dale Earnhardt! hahahaha!
Big Hugs ♥xo
that is the danged truth too!
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Git-r-done
Hubby and I had a similar discussion the other day to stop the pirates in Somalia... Have a special redneck cruise....
At first glance, I thought your title was an oxymoron, but after reading your post, I couldn't agree more. I DO think government intelligence is an oxymoron though!
Git 'er done!
John would be proud to serve with them!
Yep, that there should solve the problem in no time flat and be a lot cheaper, too!
Ciao Sandy!
;)Ich bin nicht im Bild mit der Sache... oops!!
aber
Have a terrific Wednesday!!!
Hugs!!!
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