Sunday, November 15, 2009

Religious truths...

Since it is Sunday, you'll get a little church humor...

The Picnic
A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?"

The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your wedding."

The Usher
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps, "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.

"The front row please," she answered.

"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."

"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.

"No." he said.

"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.

"Do you know who I am?" he asked.

"No." she said.

"Good," he answered.

Enjoy your Sunday, y'all. Make it a good one!


ivana said...

Ciao cara Sandy...

a smile is like a sunshine!
Have a nice and fine Sunday!

Haley D. said...

That last one made me chuckle! ;) I'm sure we'll hear a good sermon today.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

two knee slappers this morning honey! have a great day, it's 80 here today and sunny, i am a happy girl!

smiles, bee

Linda said...

Thanks for the laughs, I especially liked that second one after having sat through my share of boring pastors from time to time!

barb said...

hahahaha! Good ones!

I was raised Catholic by my parents, but I haven't been Catholic for almost 4 decades. I could tell you some stories about the priests and nuns, but it wouldn't be all that funny.