Sunday, November 14, 2010

Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Canoworms A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.  She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.

When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store.  The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."

The judge then asked why she had done it.  She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."

The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.  She replied, "Nine, but what do you care about that?"

The judge patiently said, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach."  As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long suffering husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak.

The judge said, "Yes, what do you have to add?"

The husband said, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."

Share a smile with someone today.  I just did.


Barb said...

And don't forget the corn and blackeyed peas and that big old bag of rice... bwahahahaha!

Have a terrific Sunday. Big hugs :]

And Miles To Go... said...

LOL--that's a really funny one. Have a beautiful Sunday.

"Lois Grebowski" said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaa! That's a great one! It took me a second, but I got it! LOL!

Haley D. said...

Smart man! Thanks for the laws you're sharing too.

Sarge Charlie said...


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

good one! have a great sunday honey!

smiles, bee

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Smart husband. Good one.

Have a terrific day honey. Big hugs. :)

ivana said...

Ciao Sandy!!!
I really needed a smile, before going to bed!
Thank you!!!

Linda said...

Oh I hope they were little baby Le Seur peas!

Thank you the giggle today and I hope you had a wonderful Sunday!