Thursday, February 7, 2013

Why men prefer guns over women…

Not these men…certainly not Christine! 


But MM thought this was funny and that I should post it, so here it is.  For him.

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 32.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women...

#1- You can buy a silencer for a gun.

Remember, MM, I own and can operate a firearm or two.  Or three.

Life is sunny and good here in paradise, y’all!

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.


Barb and TheDailyGs said...

"Do these new grips make me look fat?"... Not if he's smart, they don't. hahahaha!

A room full of recliners filled with men... and the lady is on the folding chair? What's wrong with that picture? She should be holding a gun, that's what's wrong. hahaha!

Have yourself a peachy keen day in Paradise! big hugs xoxo

Joy said...

Now we need to find one on "Why women prefer guns over men"...

Sandee said...

You know I can just see MM laughing his behind off at these. He's just that kind of guy. Love them all.

Have a terrific day honey. Big hugs. ☺

Jean(ie) said...

Bwahahaahahaha... Sending this to hubby. Now I know why he collects guns...

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

life certainly is sunny and good!

smiles, bee