Sunday, February 24, 2013

Law of the Theater…and game/event

 

beer mug

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet, and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over.

The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

So, reasons enough for us to stay home and watch that little car race up in Daytona today on TV.  And the price of the tickets…the traffic…the crowds, etc.

Yep, the patio is paid for, comfy…and we will get replays, have better food, and our own bathroom.

WYWH!

Life is good in Paradise, y’all!

9 comments:

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

I haven't watched racing in a few years. Did you see yesterday's race? I saw some stills of the wreck. Nasty, nasty!

I will bet you the food is WAY better at your house! And it won't cost you an arm and a leg either!

Enjoy! big hugs xoxo

Jean(ie) said...

Yay for being home! I prefer it. Hate crowd and noise. And Amen for your own bathroom. That's essential!

Tom said...

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Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

do you remember when wpb had races? they were SO LOUD!!!

smiles, bee
xoxoxooxox

Sandee said...

I'd stay home too. Enjoy being home.

Have a fabulous day. Big hugs from cold but sunny California. :)

Cris Brown said...

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Optimistic Existentialist said...

I much prefer to watch most sporting events at home :)

Haley D. said...

Sounds like an excellent plan! We're invited to the neighbors' for the race but my homework isn't finished. I'd better get off the computer and get to work!

ivana said...

Ciao Sandy!
I wathed the accident in Daytona...
I do watch only a little sport at TV!

Have a great Sunday evening!

Big hugs!