At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet, and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over.
The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
So, reasons enough for us to stay home and watch that little car race up in Daytona today on TV. And the price of the tickets…the traffic…the crowds, etc.
Yep, the patio is paid for, comfy…and we will get replays, have better food, and our own bathroom.
Life is good in Paradise, y’all!