Sunday, March 25, 2012

Holy Humor

minister_tnbA minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.

Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read:  "I have circled  the block 10 times.  If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment.  Forgive us our trespasses.”

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note:  "I've circled this block for 10 years.  If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job.  Lead us not into temptation."

Sounds reasonable!

May your temptations be few today, and your smiles be in abundance.

MM and I are making progress with our projects.

Only two more sleeps in sunny Paradise, y’all!


ivana said...

Happy Sunday, Sandy...your morning's smile is so light, thanks!

You'll find another Paradise everywhere you'll live!!!

Big hugs, honey!!!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

i cannot tell you how glad i am to stay here all year now. i loved podunk and always will but the moving back and forth got so old... and summer is great here anyway! hurry back!

smiles, bee

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

I wish I were there all year round, too. I miss Florida. No one is more surprised than I to hear myself say that!

I always thought my next/last move would be back to Massachusetts or New Hampshire around the SisterDears... but I'm thinking it will be Florida. Near the cruise ports and a major airport. srsly.

Get those chores done! big hugs xoxo

Sandee said...

Love the funny and so very true.

Two more sleeps and then you'll be heading home to your home and family. You'll both like that because that's the way you roll.

Have a terrific day honey. Big hugs. v :)

Linda said...

I like it!!