Saturday, June 11, 2011

Saturday funny

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.  He asked the trainer, who was near by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

old geezerThe trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."



Yep, that might do it.

So what’s for dinner?  Chicken in Wine Sauce in the crockpot.  Another new one…I’ll give a review tomorrow.

Stay cool and enjoy your day, y’all!


barb @iPhoneographi said...

Yup... shallow people are impressed with how many numbers are to the left of your decimal point... but mostly how much of that you're willing to spend on them. Sad to say I know a few of them.

I am looking forward to your review... you had me at chicken, wine sauce and crockpot!

Big hugs xo

Haley D. said...

Too funny- and probably all too true for some people! Dinner sounds divine; I would be over but we have a picnic to attend. Maybe leftovers tomorrow?

ivana said...

Ciao Sandy!
I'm preparing for my guests arriving tomorrow!
See you!!!

Willy said...

The ATM is the only machine that Willy could use to impress the Ladies. However, when they see the balance there they probably will move on.

10-4 Willy

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

i see willy was here! love that guy! ha ha ha

i just got up and haven't given dinner the first thought yet! eventually i will.

have a great day.

smiles, bee

Linda said...

That cartoon reminds me of an old guy who is constantly running through our neighborhood always wearing the same pair of red running shorts. The bad thing, though, is that he insists on taking his shirt off and saggy old man boobs are not something I really want to see all the time. I applaud his efforts in keeping fit but I'm applaud them more if he'd just keep his shirt on!!