~ Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~ Your husband has a night out with the guys, but he's home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P.M.
~ You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.
~ Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~ What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
And a personal best for me: did not read email thoroughly enough and arrived at granddaughter’s award’s ceremony a full 24 hours too soon this morning! Yes, I now see that it says FRIDAY. That would be tomorrow. Oy…go ahead and laugh, y’all! I can take it.