Thursday, June 2, 2011

More observations on growing older…

~ Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~ Your husband has a night out with the guys, but he's home by 9:00 P.M.  Next week it will be 8:30 P.M.

~ You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.

~ Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

~ What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

And a personal best for me:  did not read email thoroughly enough and arrived at granddaughter’s award’s ceremony a full 24 hours too soon this morning!  Yes, I now see that it says FRIDAY.  That would be tomorrow.  Oy…go ahead and laugh, y’all!  I can take it.

6 comments:

barb @iPhoneographi said...

Well, that is FUNNY! Thanks for being secure enough to share that with us! bahahahaha!

Since I am a "the glass is half full" kinda gal, allow me to point out that you are now now up, dressed and gussied up and all set for the day, and you were not a day late which would have meant that you missed it!

Big hugs xo

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oops... i'd have totally done that too.

smiles, bee
xoxooxoxox

Joy said...

At least she knows you tried! What time is it tomorrow?

Sandee said...

I can relate to each and every one of these. Bwahahahahahaha. Why am I laughing? Because it's better to laugh than to cry.

Have a terrific day honey. Big hugs to you both. :)

"Lois Grebowski" said...

That's a mighty long wait...LOL! I can sympathize. I've done it before.

Lisa said...

Bet you had the first row all to yourself?! Sorry, couldn't resist a better late than never joke on it.


I hope you have a great weekend!