* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers at a distance (lawyers and politicians, too).
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Have a great and safe Sunday, whatever you are doing!