Sunday, March 30, 2008

Sunny Sunday!

This is a pic of the bathroom onboard a Costa cruise we enjoyed back in '02 over in the Mediterranean. With it being Sunday and lots of folks went to Sunday School this morning, here is a bathroom joke:

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, 'Good Lord, are you still in there?!'"

2 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

ha ha ha, good one!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Haley D. said...

Check out my friend Melinda's blog (www.melindayoung.blogspot.com) for another (true) religious bathroom funny! (If you leave her a comment, let her know you're a friend of mine.)