Friday, November 30, 2012

Ponderism

Part 1


1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

2. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

3. Life is sexually transmitted.

4. Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

5. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

7. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

10. In the ‘60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Try to have yourselves a "normal" ginger peachy Friday.

Life is good, y'all!

5 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Oh these are the truth and then some.

Have a terrific day and weekend honey. Big hugs from stormy California. :)

Sandee said...

Oh and 50 days until cruise time. Woo hoo! More hugs. :)

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

Too funny! And spider venom is 100% natural, too. Just saying.

Just read Sandee's cruise mention... I am dying to go on another cruise and I've been "shopping" for a possible summer cruise out of Boston. I'm HOPING all the SisterDears can arrange their schedules. It would be wonderful to get MotherDear on one with all of her daughters.

Have a wonderful day! big hugs xoxo

ivana said...

Ciao Sandy!

Thanks!

We can reflect!

Life is good!!!
Big hugs!!!

Jean(ie) said...

Chocolate is my "prozac" of choice... Yay! I agree with the UFO one. Funny now that everyone has cell phone cameras that there are never any reports.

Have a great weekend!