Just prior to taking my daily nap, I was pondering the problems of the world. I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's a$$. From now on, it's the tortoise life for me, as I have concluded:
- 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
- 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is still very fat.
- 3. A rabbit runs and hops everywhere and only lives 8 years.
- 4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet some live for 450 years.
- And yet they tell me to exercise??
- I don't think so.
- I'm retired. Go around me.
Hat tip: Marjorie G.