How dry is it in Texas?
A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Episcopalians are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
It is dry here in paradise, too. Happy Sunday, y’all!
3 comments:
There ain't nuthin' dry around here! It rained for a day and a half straight and everything is still wet. But we're in a drought, so we really needed it! My poor swamp was getting mighty parched and I'm sure that soaking rain helped at least a little bit.
Peel a grape and have a lovely day! Big hugs xoxo
Those funny Episcopals! Bwahahahahahaha!
It is dry???? ha...!!!
We have so dry, too, it is rainings in region close to our, but here no rain!
Yesterday night we went to the liric concert at the main place....and it rained...it was a bad gift..all ran off...but no very rain, only a bit, but the concert could not continue...sigh!
Today it's hot, humid and no hope it'll rain!
Have a great week!!!
Hugs!
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