GIRLS CHAT:
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course, I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went...
My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
Tip of the hat, er, mask, to Joy's eighty-something dad, Roger! Happy Monday, y'all!!!
8 comments:
we saw a lady in a white wedding dress, got married on valentines day, waring a black bra.......
Miss bee sent me on a mission to get a photo of her but they disappered somewhere?????????
hee-hee-hee, that was cute, Sandy !
brrrr, it's cold here! what's up with that?
smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxooxox
Now that's cute ... and sad but true probably! She should have hit him with a bat!
Bwahahahahahaha. Sounds about right. Bwahahahahahaha.
Thanks for the laugh. Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
I wouldn't wear heels for anybody! Just saying. :)
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