Monday, March 2, 2009

The black bra...


GIRLS CHAT:

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course, I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went...

My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

Tip of the hat, er, mask, to Joy's eighty-something dad, Roger! Happy Monday, y'all!!!

8 comments:

Sarge Charlie said...

we saw a lady in a white wedding dress, got married on valentines day, waring a black bra.......

Sarge Charlie said...

Miss bee sent me on a mission to get a photo of her but they disappered somewhere?????????

Loving Annie said...

hee-hee-hee, that was cute, Sandy !

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

brrrr, it's cold here! what's up with that?

smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxooxox

Linda said...

Now that's cute ... and sad but true probably! She should have hit him with a bat!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Sounds about right. Bwahahahahahaha.

Thanks for the laugh. Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

WillThink4Wine said...
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WillThink4Wine said...

I wouldn't wear heels for anybody! Just saying. :)