Sunday, October 2, 2011

Little girl on a plane

An atheist was seated next to a little girl
on an airplane and he turned to her and
said, "Do you want to talk?  Flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to
read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk
about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the atheist.  "How
about why there is no God, or no Heaven or
Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled
smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting
topics but let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass.   Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
but a horse produces clumps.  Why do you
suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little
girl's intelligence, thinks about it and
says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you
really feel qualified to discuss why there
is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life
after death, when you don't know crap?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

Hat tip:  Faith Allen

Study hard.  Happy Sunday, y’all!

3 comments:

Lois said...

Bwahahahaahahahahahaha! Smart little girl!

ivana said...

Cara Sandy!

I'm a bit confused, I'm learning how to use my new windows7 version...I had so much to "transport", and it's not yet to end!!!
My Agnese is waiting for my old notebook!

Have a great week!

barb @iPhoneographi said...

An audible *snort* was just heard here!

An excellent retort, little girl!