Friday, October 7, 2011

Deer camp

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.  Two days before the group is to leave, Bob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Bob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Bob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday.  Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.  She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.  The room had candles and rose petals all over.  On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!  She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

"So, here I am."

camping guys

And that’s your Friday funny, y’all!


ivana said...

Ciao Sandy!

Funny...only for him!!!
Have a great Friday!!!
Big hugs!!!

barb @iPhoneographi said...

Whoa. I'll bet she's really fit to be tied now! And he'll be looking like a deer in the headlights once he gets home.

Hope your Friday is fabulous! Big hugs xoxo

Haley D. said...

LOL! Happy Friday! I am looking forward to Fall Break beginning at about 3:15 this afternoon!!!

Sarge Charlie said...

Unintended Consequences

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaahahahahahahahaa! That is Laugh out loud funny!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh is he ever going to get it! ha ha

smiles, bee

Anonymous said...

Won't he be surprised when he gets home!