Friday, September 23, 2011

Friday funny…


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A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.  The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen.  She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!  Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect.  Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Have a drama-free, healthy Friday.  Love from the overcast GA Alps, y’all!


barb @iPhoneographi said...

It's raining, but I am with my sisters and my brother-in-law! But don't send him the bill! Let the sisterdear weekend begin!

Happy Friday! Big hugs xoxo

ivana said...

Ciao Sandy!!!

have a great week end, mine is busy!!!

Big hugs!!!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. I like this one a lot. Thanks for the first laugh of the day.

Have a terrific day and weekend honey. Big hug to you both. :)

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Linda said...

Now that was a good one!

Have a fantastic weekend, hope it's dryer than the one we're having in honor of Barb up here in New England!