Monday, May 3, 2010

Monday funny...

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."

The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."

The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the Rabbi said, "Beats the heck out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

7 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh that was a knee slapper! hope dick is feeling better but doubt it, those backs! they take so long to improve. when sarge broke that bone in november in his it was march before he felt relief really. when he would lay down about half way he would almost scream in pain. give him a very gentle hug from us...

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. It does beat the heck out of a ham sandwich. Bwahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day honey. Hope Dick is feeling better. Big hug. :)

Sarge Charlie said...

that is funny

ivana said...

Nooooooo!!
Goog.. does not translate the last words!!!
Will a good and patient friend take the "unknown" words by googl and give me other googl-translateable words?
I think...that googl jokes!!!

Thanks!!!
My thought for Dick...I hope he improves soon!

Ciaooo!!! Hugs!

Joy said...

Good one! I will think of it and smile every time I see a ham sandwich! Hugs...

Barb said...

bwahahaha! Yes, indeedy!

I can't imagine how that spine stretcher helps Dick's back, but I sure hope it did/does!

Big hugs xo

Linda said...

Well, I had a ham sandwich for lunch today and it was pretty darned good. Haven't had the other in longer than I care to remember so I'll have to be happy with the ham!

Hope that Dick is feeling better and that his torture device is doing the trick. Please give him my best.