Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Tuesday fun day...

During a visit to the senior's home, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," said the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
"Do you want a bed near the window?"


Anonymous said...

I guess my bed is somewhere else...lol

Sarge Charlie said...

pull the plug is not a term to use in an old folks home

ivana said...

A bed for me too????
Where do you find these nice, funny little stories????

Ciao...big hugs...you let us smile...it's very important!!!

Sandee said...

What Sarge Charlie said. Bwahahahahaha. Yes I want my bed by the window.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

Haley D. said...

Hey, I'm going to get an early check in! LOL

Barb said...

OK. I thought I'd just pull the plug...so I'm normal, right? Tis IS the acid test, right?

Big hugs xo

Dorothy said...

I love this...I wondered about the plug...I'll be smiling all night.

Dorothy from grammology

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh good one! sorry to be so late, big long day here. and very tired! tomorrow will be better!

smiles, bee

Callie Ann said...

ha ha that is a good one... they call it a joke but I am thinking it could be useful in my grandparents case currently!!! thanks for the smiles