A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies,'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'are you the stripper from my bachelor partythat I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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LOVE IT! Glad I haven't had one of those experiences, though I sure could tell some stories!
I thought this might be a good warning for you, Amy 'n Traci!
oh too funny! have two appts. thurs. so can't go to br, sorry...
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Ha-ha-ha, that was classic !!! :)
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Bwahahahahahaha. Oh Lord. He got both his feet in his mouth and was still able to talk. Bwahahahahaha. Have a great day. Big hug. :)
Bwahahahahaahah! Funny joke!
No "WILL WEDNESDAY" pictures????
Will Wednesday? I like that one, Miss Lois! That boy is so photogenic (as is his bro/cuzns) that I could post a different picture every day:-) I won't, cuz y'all would get tired of seeing all my kids...maybe!
I had to delete the above comment. A few missing words and itjust didn't make ANY sense at all...
Doh! As MotherDear always told me, it's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt!
Will's hair looks like cornsilk! Dontcha just love the smell of a new baby? His Mom sure looks great for just giving birth!!!
Ms Wine...yes, Will's hair is just like cornsilk and curly like his dad's (which is why his dad keeps a buzz cut!). Do I ever love the baby smell!!! And yes, Amy is in great shape, considering the C-section and it only being two ago. She's feeling sooo much better now. I went to the doc w/her and Will yesterday. Little guy is now 10 lbs and has grown 2 1/2 inches! I told Amy that she is putting out pure cream...no skim milk there!!! What a blessing all around. Hugs to you!
OMG! This post should have had a warning with it-do not have liquid in your mouth while reading this post-you will spit it out laughing!!!
Ms Maggie, you made me LOL!!!
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