Sunday, June 1, 2008

Home we go...

Time to load up, get in the air, and get home! Hopefully we can maneuver around the rain showers today. Fasten your Velcro.......
YOU KNOW IT'S A "NO FRILLS" AIRLINE WHEN ...
* They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
* All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
* Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
* If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.
* You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
* Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your
Velcro.
* The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
* When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
* The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
* You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
* No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes
* You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
* All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

11 comments:

Sarge Charlie said...

I hope you fastened your velcro, I also hope you planned your trip for the launch of challenger.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

safe trip! see you soon!

smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sandy B & Dick said...

The Velcro was needed a time or two on some of the bumps:-)

We are home; Dick is asleep and I am heading there shortly...jetlag, ya know!

Joy said...

Naps are good, just took one myself! Glad you're safely back home.
Hugs,
Joy

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

How fun. I enjoyed all the great shots of your trip. Wonderful. Have a great rest of the weekend. Big hug. :)

the donG said...

You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once.">>> hahaha... and i never knew that there's a toilet there.

HaleyD said...

I'd like to know where the toilet was on our trips! Nevermind, I remember... Talk about "no frills!"

Flip Flop Floozie said...

WOW!! I just hope that you made it with that horrible list!! smile!!

Sandy B & Dick said...

Dong, there is an instant toilet at any crash site!!! haha

Haley definitely knew where the porta-potty was/is still located:-)

fff, yes, we were 'guarded' all the way home!

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