Sunday, June 1, 2008

Home we go...

Time to load up, get in the air, and get home! Hopefully we can maneuver around the rain showers today. Fasten your Velcro.......
* They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
* All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
* Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
* If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.
* You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
* Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your
* The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
* When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
* The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
* You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
* No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes
* You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
* All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.


Sarge Charlie said...

I hope you fastened your velcro, I also hope you planned your trip for the launch of challenger.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

safe trip! see you soon!

smiles, bee

Sandy B & Dick said...

The Velcro was needed a time or two on some of the bumps:-)

We are home; Dick is asleep and I am heading there shortly...jetlag, ya know!

Joy said...

Naps are good, just took one myself! Glad you're safely back home.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

How fun. I enjoyed all the great shots of your trip. Wonderful. Have a great rest of the weekend. Big hug. :)

the donG said...

You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once.">>> hahaha... and i never knew that there's a toilet there.

HaleyD said...

I'd like to know where the toilet was on our trips! Nevermind, I remember... Talk about "no frills!"

Flip Flop Floozie said...

WOW!! I just hope that you made it with that horrible list!! smile!!

Sandy B & Dick said...

Dong, there is an instant toilet at any crash site!!! haha

Haley definitely knew where the porta-potty was/is still located:-)

fff, yes, we were 'guarded' all the way home!

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