YOU KNOW IT'S A "NO FRILLS" AIRLINE WHEN ...* They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
* All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
* Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
* If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.
* You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
* Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your
Velcro.
* The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
* When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
* The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
* You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
* No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes
* You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
* All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
11 comments:
I hope you fastened your velcro, I also hope you planned your trip for the launch of challenger.
safe trip! see you soon!
smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
The Velcro was needed a time or two on some of the bumps:-)
We are home; Dick is asleep and I am heading there shortly...jetlag, ya know!
Naps are good, just took one myself! Glad you're safely back home.
Hugs,
Joy
How fun. I enjoyed all the great shots of your trip. Wonderful. Have a great rest of the weekend. Big hug. :)
You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once.">>> hahaha... and i never knew that there's a toilet there.
I'd like to know where the toilet was on our trips! Nevermind, I remember... Talk about "no frills!"
WOW!! I just hope that you made it with that horrible list!! smile!!
Dong, there is an instant toilet at any crash site!!! haha
Haley definitely knew where the porta-potty was/is still located:-)
fff, yes, we were 'guarded' all the way home!
Yuts, daw palagpat imo blog.
Damu pa kmu to?.. Nano ni klase blog man?
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