Saturday, April 18, 2009

Busted...

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him ' MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem angry in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

HAT TIP to Judy for this one!

Happy Saturday, y'all! I'm going to a "Crop for the Cure" that Haley is sponsoring as a fund raiser for Relay for Life at our church. It should be fun. Life is good!


3 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

uh oh! ha ha ha

home again, sigh...

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

WillThink4Wine said...

I knew that couldn't be you! hahaha!

Joy said...

We need to remember the margaritas next time we go out with the girls! :-)