Friday, September 12, 2014

Friday funny…finished

 

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No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words:

COMPLETE and FINISHED.

In a recent linguistic competition held in Toronto, attended by supposedly the best in the world, a Newfoundlander was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final  question was:  How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand?

Some people say there is NO difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer:

When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.

When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.

AND, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!

He won a trip to travel the world in style, and a case of 25 year old Scotch.

Very smart Newfy, I would say.

HAT TIP to Dorothy M

4 comments:

Sandee said...

Very smart indeed and right on the money. I wonder if he has personal experience? Probably.

Have a fabulous day honey. Big hugs to you and tons of scritches to the babies. ♥♥♥

ivana said...

Funny!

I hope you have a fine weather, we have no warm temperature, and it rains so often!!!
Have a lovely afternoon!

Big hugs, honey!!!

Barb G said...

Yup, he nailed it. hahahaha!

big hugs xoxo

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

yup, he nailed it for sure!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoox