Just prior to taking my daily nap, I was pondering the problems of the world. I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's a$$. From now on, it's the tortoise life for me, as I have concluded:
- 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
- 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is still very fat.
- 3. A rabbit runs and hops everywhere and only lives 8 years.
- 4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet some live for 450 years.
- And yet they tell me to exercise??
- I don't think so.
- I'm retired. Go around me.
Hat tip: Marjorie G.
6 comments:
Ha! Love this!
Let them go around me has been my mantra on the highway for years. I hate driving fast, so I don't. I do go the speed limit, but if that ain't good enough for ya, go around me. I don't mind!
Smilin' at ya from sunny south jawjah! big hugs xoxo
wow! all too true! hmmm.
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo
What about blogging? :)
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Cheers!!!
Bwahahahahaha. It's true, but you and I both know that you can't just sit. Drat.
Have a terrific day honey. Big hugs from foggy Benicia. We'll be heading to San Rafael around 11 this morning. :)
You be sure to take it easy today, especially after all that running around yesterday!
Ciao Sandy!
You lte us smile...thanks!!!
Have a funny and lovely week!!!
Big hugs, honey!!!
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